Covid Day Women #16 and #20
a nod (and a wink) to Dylan
by John Hawkins
Well, they’ll stone ya when you’re trying to be so lewd
They’ll stone ya just a-like they said they would
They’ll stone ya when you’re grabbing pussy moan
Then they’ll stone ya when you’re down there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Pencey, Pompey, pass the friggin bone
Well, they’ll stone ya for your Putin horsey porn
They’ll stone ya coz you’re silver spoony born
They’ll stone ya when you’re stompin’ on the law
They’ll stone ya when you calling Liz a squaw
But I would not feel so all alone
Amy, Pencey, pass the freakin bone
They’ll stone ya when you call Barry’s birth a fable
They’ll stone ya when your hands are under table
They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to make a buck
They’ll stone ya and then they’ll say, “Fell off the truck”
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone
Barrsy, Amy, pass the bleepin bone
Well, they’ll stone ya and say that it’s the end
Then they’ll stone ya and then they’ll come back again
They’ll stone ya when you see your face at Rushmore
They’ll stone ya when you’re eyes go on a tush tour
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Gina, Barrsy, pass the righteous bone
Well, they’ll stone ya when you break it off with Xi
They’ll stone ya when you end Détent-étente-a-tee
They’ll stone ya and then say that you’re not brave
They’ll stone ya and then they’ll do the Wave
But I would not feel so all alone
Betsy, Gina, pass the mother bone
Well, they’ll stone ya for fumblin’ the Carona
They’ll stone ya for your integumentary toner
They’ll stone ya coz you don’t think Black Lives Matter
They’ll stone ya when your rich friends eat and scatter
Yet I would not feel so all alone
Pencey, Betsy, pass the buzzy bone
Well, we’re passing out the pocket Wagner tubas
electric Bob kazoos and German lugers
Democracy’s gone all bunker mental
Cause ‘ceptionalism’s lost its flashy dental
I would not feel so all alone
Even Roger Roger must get Stoned
Alright! (begins to fade, like a marching band already passed)
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